![]() It is time to locate missing pets, speak on behalf of the animal kingdom, and solve crimes of those who would dare involve our bestial friends. It's got to be the route of Ace Ventura, the Pet Detective of Miami. ![]() A pet psychic? No that's working with people too often. A dog-walker? That's not even a job for you since they're already following you around. Well, for a person with your level of charisma and creative investigation, those standard jobs just won't do. But, is just being an animal lover enough for you? Or are you the type that smuggles furry, feathered, and scaled creatures into your apartment and has to engage in a secretive key-jingle to alert your companions to seek a hiding spot lest your landlord discovers the truth? How many strays have you smuggled into your home, despite the protests of your family members? Maybe you seek out a particularly pet-themed vocation? Any reasonable person is an animal lover.
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